What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

John Cena

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Tunechi

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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