- Anti Joke

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

women's rights

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense