- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

EGGPLANT

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

women's rights

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

I have an erection My mom!

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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