Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Thats what she said

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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