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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Robert Mugabe.

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

How long is a china man?

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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