What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Your mums a potato

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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