- Anti Joke

So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Do you love me? No.

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