- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

minorities.....

who's a slut... you're mom

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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