- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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