- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Facebook How i met my mother

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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