Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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Women's Rights.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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