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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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