- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

politically correct!

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

this is not a drill.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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