Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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Punching a baby

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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