- Anti Joke

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

I'm winning at Scrabble.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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I have an erection My mom!