- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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