- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

James Patrick Campbell

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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