- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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get in the car.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

How long is a china man?

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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