- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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