There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

your mother

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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