- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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