What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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Knock knock Shut up

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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