- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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