- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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