A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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One below was by me: Walter H

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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