- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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