- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

So I was walking down the road today

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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