Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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