How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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PSN IS UP

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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So I was walking down the road today

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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