a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Dance is a sport

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

homosexuals are gay

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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