- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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