What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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