what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Justin Bieber

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Knock knock knock OCD

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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