- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

U mad?

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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