Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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