Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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