man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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