Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Dance is a sport

homosexuals are gay

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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