Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Dance is a sport

homosexuals are gay

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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