- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

So I was walking down the road today

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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