An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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