- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Getting up for a black person on a buss

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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