- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Penis.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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