A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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