Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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LET

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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