- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

feminists.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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