- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

I dont have a girlfriend

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

a blond girl walks into a bar

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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