- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

My Butthole.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Womans baksetball...

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

asdf

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

penis. nuff said.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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