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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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