- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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