- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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