a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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