Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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women's rights

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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