your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Justin Bieber

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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