Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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