- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

stuarts mum

why was the man sad? his wife died

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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