- Anti Joke

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock What?

Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.