I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Weed.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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