Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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