- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

penis?

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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